second star to the right & straight on til morning

evilnerdproductions:

walk into the club like I would like to purchase an alcohol please

(via sherlock-deduction)

deanisaclosetedgeek:

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

(via awkwardrabbit)

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